The Wisdom of Patches O Houlihan

Posts: 7839 Join date: 2010-04-22 Location: Purgatory

You're about as useful as a cock flavoured lolipop son

If ou can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball

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The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so sure of themselves, and wiser people are full of doubts

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All I know is, that dyke can play!

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Posts: 7839 Join date: 2010-04-22 Location: Purgatory

Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste

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The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so sure of themselves, and wiser people are full of doubts

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And will someone catch a goddamn ball? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob out there!

Subject: Re: The Wisdom of Patches O Houlihan Tue Nov 02, 2010 10:35 pm

F2F wrote:

Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste

My missus said were goin to have to split up she said im too kinky in bed, nearly spat her piss out when she told me!

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Charlie wrote:

F2F wrote:

Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste

My missus said were goin to have to split up she said im too kinky in bed, nearly spat her piss out when she told me!

A ship's captain's daughter was newly married to one of the sailors. The captain knew what sailors were like so he said to her one day "I know this is a bit awkward, but when you and John make love, does he ever ask you to do it the err...... the wrong way"? "No father", she said, we only ever do it the one way". The captain went away reassured.

When her husband came home that night, the daughter told him of the strange conversation with her father and asked if he ever would ask her to do it the 'wrong way'.

"What, and have fucking kids running around all over the place"?

Subject: Re: The Wisdom of Patches O Houlihan Wed Nov 03, 2010 7:53 am

F2F wrote:

You're about as useful as a cock flavoured lolipop son

If ou can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball

I did start a Thread the other day suggesting the wisdom of taking up his training regimes... I love the wrenches and could throw them all day long at Poulson.