Official Player Ratings vs Utrecht (H)

Subject: Official Player Ratings vs Utrecht (H) Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:02 pm

Jones - 6.5. Decent enough handler of the ball but his ability to play crosses is worrying

Kelly - 8.5. Fantastic tonight, should be knocking down England's door really
Skittles - 7
Wilson - 8. A keeper without a doubt
Aurelio - 8. Why, on earth...sorry...WHY ON EARTH DOES alien

PLAY OVER HIM? I MEAN, REALLY?

Jovo - 7. Started well but drifted into anonimity before being subbed off
Poulsen - 2. Ill give him a mark purely by virtue that his tackling has improved. He was seen on that pitch less than a straight contestant on the X Factor
Shelvey - 6. Good first half, barely touched the ball in the second
Cole - 5.5. Good when in receipt of the ball, shite when giving it off again

Cakes - 9 Motm. Id give him a starting berth against Fulham tbh
Babel - See Cole

Subs:
Soto - See Skrtel
Patch - 7.5. Some terrific energy and passes from him
Kuyt - 6. Barely in the game, but then Kelly did most of the work on the right

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ROY:
‘always going to be tough game and we were always going to be nervous’

Can you even make this stuff up?

Subject: Re: Official Player Ratings vs Utrecht (H) Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:32 pm

reduref wrote:

ROY:
‘always going to be tough game and we were always going to be nervous’

Can you even make this stuff up?

Tell that to Cakes, Kelly and Wilson. They were all nervous werent they Mad

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reduref wrote:

ROY:
‘always going to be tough game and we were always going to be nervous’

Can you even make this stuff up?

It's him who's nervous.

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The Scarlet Pimpernel (Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:02 pm) wrote:

Jones - 6.5. Decent enough handler of the ball but his ability to play crosses is worrying

Kelly - 8.5. Fantastic tonight, should be knocking down England's door really
Skittles - 7
Wilson - 8. A keeper without a doubt
Aurelio - 8. Why, on earth...sorry...WHY ON EARTH DOES alien

PLAY OVER HIM? I MEAN, REALLY?

Jovo - 7. Started well but drifted into anonimity before being subbed off
Poulsen - 2. Ill give him a mark purely by virtue that his tackling has improved. He was seen on that pitch less than a straight contestant on the X Factor
Shelvey - 6. Good first half, barely touched the ball in the second
Cole - 5.5. Good when in receipt of the ball, shite when giving it off again

Cakes - 9 Motm. Id give him a starting berth against Fulham tbh
Babel - See Cole

Subs:
Soto - See Skrtel
Patch - 7.5. Some terrific energy and passes from him
Kuyt - 6. Barely in the game, but then Kelly did most of the work on the right

What I liked about players like Kelly, Shelvey, Patch etc. was they showed they cared, they put the effort in. That free kick towards the end of the game, Pacheco ran to get the ball so that he could take the free kick, that is the type of player we need. One who is not afraid, who has the belief in their ability. Too bad Joe Cole took it off him. Fab should take all free kicks\corners when he is playing.

I read on BBC 606 that Joe Cole looked like he is running in water when he sprints, that really summed him up for me last night.

alien

plays to justify Roy paying all those millions and two good prospects for him, otherwise Roy would have to take the blame for that as well.

Subject: Re: Official Player Ratings vs Utrecht (H) Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:55 pm

I really cannot get over how bad Poulson was last night. 3 times in a row he lost the ball in the stupidest fashion with loose passes, I ended up playing darts in the kitchen so I don't know if he was better in the second half but he's a worse player than Salif Diao and that is really saying something IMO

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Subject: Re: Official Player Ratings vs Utrecht (H) Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:58 pm

WealthyB (Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:55 pm) wrote:

I really cannot get over how bad Poulson was last night. 3 times in a row he lost the ball in the stupidest fashion with loose passes, I ended up playing darts in the kitchen so I don't know if he was better in the second half but he's a worse player than Salif Diao and that is really saying something IMO

Did your darts go straight through the board?

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Applecore (Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:58 pm) wrote:

WealthyB (Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:55 pm) wrote:

I really cannot get over how bad Poulson was last night. 3 times in a row he lost the ball in the stupidest fashion with loose passes, I ended up playing darts in the kitchen so I don't know if he was better in the second half but he's a worse player than Salif Diao and that is really saying something IMO

Did your darts go straight through the board?

Yeah, he ended up using meat cleaver as darts. I wonder if he had any picture on the dart board Cool

Subject: Re: Official Player Ratings vs Utrecht (H) Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:09 pm

Applecore (Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:58 pm) wrote:

WealthyB (Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:55 pm) wrote:

I really cannot get over how bad Poulson was last night. 3 times in a row he lost the ball in the stupidest fashion with loose passes, I ended up playing darts in the kitchen so I don't know if he was better in the second half but he's a worse player than Salif Diao and that is really saying something IMO

Did your darts go straight through the board?

Haha there was a few thrown in anger but a few smokes of the herbal kind had me back to my laissez-faire and erratic ways on the dartboard.

Loving the darts recently, a sport for adonis-like kings just like myself.

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Subject: Re: Official Player Ratings vs Utrecht (H) Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:16 pm

Went to Ormskirk... Lass is doing exams for her degree. Afterwards went out with her and her student mates. Start time was 3pm, so by 8pm was well oiled for the game.... Sat watching it and then go so bored I ended up suggesting continuing the pub crawl.

That's not normally me, but I just feel Roy has all our play in a strait-jacket. Its doing my head in and last night I was having a good time and this was just winding me up again, especially Poulsen who is shocking.

By the way, did anyone else here that prick Collymore before the game. What shit he talks... even about Jones being a rookie. WTF, the guy is nearly 30.

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Come on lads. We learnt few things last night.
Babel, Cole, Jova, Palouson, Konchesky....will have to be shipped out soon.

On a plus side
Pacheco and Kelly looked the part while Eccleston and Shelvy showed promises

Subject: Re: Official Player Ratings vs Utrecht (H) Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:25 pm

reduref wrote:

Come on lads. We learnt few things last night.
Babel, Cole, Jova, Palouson, Konchesky....will have to be shipped out soon.

And Roy.

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reduref wrote:

Come on lads. We learnt few things last night.
Babel, Cole, Jova, Palouson, Konchesky....will have to be shipped out soon.

On a plus side
Pacheco and Kelly looked the part while Eccleston and Shelvy showed promises

That's why it's key to give Roy his cards ASAP. It will give the new man time to assess the glaringly obvious limitations of some of these players.

Subject: Re: Official Player Ratings vs Utrecht (H) Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:29 pm

reduref wrote:

Come on lads. We learnt few things last night.
Babel, Cole, Jova, Palouson, Konchesky....will have to be shipped out soon.

On a plus side
Pacheco and Kelly looked the part while Eccleston and Shelvy showed promises

Id keep Jovo, and put Cakes in the 'looked the part' category. But other than that, agree