Funny football quotes

Posts: 85 Join date: 2010-05-26 Location: Crosby

Shankly:
"He has football in his blood" – the disappointed scout complained. "You may be right", Shanks said, "but it hasn’t reached his legs yet".

Sir Bobby Robson:

"We’re flying on Concorde. That’ll shorten the distance".

Brian Clough:

"They say Rome wasn’t built in a day, but I wasn’t on that particular job".

Gordon Strachan:

Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]

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Can anybody really understand what Roy`s on about. Laughing

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auntiejoan wrote:

Can anybody really understand what Roy`s on about. Laughing

It would seem AJ that his mouth and backside have been switched as crap comes out of both

Posts: 2536 Join date: 2010-04-25

Tammi wrote:

Shankly:
"He has football in his blood" – the disappointed scout complained. "You may be right", Shanks said, "but it hasn’t reached his legs yet".

Sir Bobby Robson:

"We’re flying on Concorde. That’ll shorten the distance".

Brian Clough:

"They say Rome wasn’t built in a day, but I wasn’t on that particular job".

Gordon Strachan:

Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]

You can't put him in with the other three they were greats of the game,

he's just a gobshite with a big chip on both shoulders

Posts: 2536 Join date: 2010-04-25

Tammi wrote:

Shankly:
"He has football in his blood" – the disappointed scout complained. "You may be right", Shanks said, "but it hasn’t reached his legs yet".

Sir Bobby Robson:

"We’re flying on Concorde. That’ll shorten the distance".

Brian Clough:

"They say Rome wasn’t built in a day, but I wasn’t on that particular job".

Gordon Strachan:

Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]

You can't put him in with the other three they were greats of the game,

he's just a gobshite with a big chip on both shoulders

Posts: 932 Join date: 2010-08-18 Age: 34

Roger Hunt wrote:

auntiejoan wrote:

Can anybody really understand what Roy`s on about. Laughing

It would seem AJ that his mouth and backside have been switched as crap comes out of both

Um, how is that switching? Surely it would be his mouth has become his ass. if they had swiitched only crap would come from his mouth, not his ass.

Just a small point, but relevant I felt..... Very Happy