Liverpool And Everton Agree To New Ground Share Plan

The Goodifield development

The prospect of a Liverpool – Everton ground share has re-emerged after it was confirmed that both clubs have agreed in principle to a revolutionary ‘one ground solution’.

Neither club wanted to break ties with their traditional home and fan base, but under the terms of the new plan both clubs would be able to stay where they are and still benefit from an increased capacity.

The ‘Goodifield’ plan, as it has been christened, would involve demolishing both the Anfield Road and Gladys's Street sections of each stadium and joining the remaining stands together with a small row of enclosed seating.

The ‘new’ stadium will be located within the picturesque grounds of Stanley Park and will incorporate a soft play area and will house the Premier League’s first stadium based water feature.

“We’re hoping that Liverpool and Everton fans will accept this new solution” said Toffees chairman Bill Kenwright.

“A free pair of binoculars will be given to every spectator and there will be huge TV screens at either end so that no-one misses any of the action”

“It represents the perfect solution, we both get to stay where we are and we end up with one of the biggest grounds in the country”

The new Mile long main stand

The pitch will be just over 1.2 miles in length and the 80,000 capacity will be more than enough to cater for future England matches, with increased match receipts helping both clubs to compete in the transfer market.

Many Liverpool fans will be hoping that the new proposals have more success than some other attempts at meeting the demand for match tickets.

Over recent years there have been plans to re-locate outside of Merseyside and plans to steal Old Trafford were ruled out by Kenny Dalglish but this new scheme would appear to have the best potential yet.

http://themondaysupplement.co.uk/sport/liverpool-and-everton-agree-to-new-ground-share-plan/

Ha ha classic nice one SJ.

I thought the Clattenburg one at the bottom of that page was funny as well:

http://themondaysupplement.co.uk/sport/mark-clattenberg-arrested-over-sick-united-lust/

I'm incensed.

i like everything about the idea.. except the name


Should be Anfieldson

Thought I would print that article BnB put the link to, as it is very funny... and for me, very true.

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Clattenburg Arrested Over Sick United Lust. - Football News 24/7

Just good Friends???
A bead of sweat dripped from his brow and his legs trembled like a cornered midget, but Mark Clattenburg’s pre match relaxation routine was over for another Saturday afternoon. He rolled the Manchester United squad photograph up and placed it back into his pocket before donning his kit and striding onto the field of play.

At football grounds across the country, Mark Clattenburg was regarded as the undisputed king of the whistle. He had risen quickly through the refereeing ranks and was well thought of at home and abroad but his reputation now lies in tatters after a police raid revealed his secret shame.

It would seem that Clattenburg’s only aim was to abuse his position of trust in order to get ‘very close’ to his favourite United players, nothing and no-one would stop this and if it meant cheating in front of the watching world then this was a price worth paying.

The exact number to have suffered at his hands will remain a mystery but almost every fan will have been affected at some point. According to police, Clattenburg had been displaying signs of United love for years and there may have been as many as 20 incidents during the current season alone.

Clattenburg has been a referee for over ten years and had earned the trust of those around him. Earlier in his career he was widely regarded by colleagues as the ultimate professional, highly efficient and a stickler for the rules but recently friends had become worried by his pro-Manchester United leanings.

‘We thought he was a bit star struck when he showed us a photograph of himself naked in the team bath but we got really worried when he started sniffing a pair of Darren Fletcher’s underpants’ said one friend.

There had been no official complaints from any club but some players had questioned why he always insisted on giving the United squad a full body run down in his pre match pep talk.

At work he regarded himself as above the rules and colleagues say that he felt ‘untouchable’, but his failure to award any colour card for Rooney‘s deliberate forearm smash to the face of James McCarthey during a fixture at Wigan Athletic forced police to act.

Special branch detectives raided his house to find the official carrying out ‘unnatural acts’ with a life size Fred the Red doll and a full search later uncovered pornographic images altered to make it look as if United players were blowing more than the official’s whistle.

Chief Inspector Wilson who is leading the investigation said ‘I’ve seen a lot of things over the years but the image of John O’Shea crouching over a glass coffee table will stay with me until the day I die’.

The FA have said they will look into all of Clattenburg‘s fixtures although he has been cleared to carry on refereeing until the case can be heard at the end of the season.