mrs confused the fuck out of me

Posts: 7626 Join date: 2010-04-22 Age: 45 Location: Wales

Ever since I was about 3 Ive had red tooth brushes. Mrs s decided to buy me a green one and its fucking my head up. I imagine my face is akin to Romes when faced with the latin version of the encyclpaedia brittanica. Weird isnt it, you would think you could adjust but every morning Im like fucking hell wheres me toothbrush.

Posts: 2251 Join date: 2010-04-23 Age: 24 Location: Widnes

Get a grip steels. Look at yourself. Postin that shit on a LFC forum. Sort your life out.

On the other hand, my grandad uses my toothbrush if don't hide it somewhere, the fruit.

Posts: 7626 Join date: 2010-04-22 Age: 45 Location: Wales

ha ha do you share with the mrs? remember when you first meet a new bird you have no problems sharing their brush when you stay over, but after a bit youd rather your fucking teeth fall out than do that.

Posts: 3623 Join date: 2010-07-19 Age: 41

If you go to the shops they have lots of colours from which to choose. Pick out a red one and give the person sitting at the till some money. She will give you change.

Hope this helps.

Posts: 7626 Join date: 2010-04-22 Age: 45 Location: Wales

Wheaty wrote:

If you go to the shops they have lots of colours from which to choose. Pick out a red one and give the person sitting at the till some money. She will give you change.

Hope this helps.

erm wheat, Im married mate, mrs does the shopping. I work. There has to be some advantages to getting wed.

Posts: 3623 Join date: 2010-07-19 Age: 41

steelaway wrote:

Wheaty wrote:

If you go to the shops they have lots of colours from which to choose. Pick out a red one and give the person sitting at the till some money. She will give you change.

Hope this helps.

erm wheat, Im married mate, mrs does the shopping. I work. There has to be some advantages to getting wed.

Nope.

Posts: 7626 Join date: 2010-04-22 Age: 45 Location: Wales

Wheaty wrote:

steelaway wrote:

Wheaty wrote:

If you go to the shops they have lots of colours from which to choose. Pick out a red one and give the person sitting at the till some money. She will give you change.

Hope this helps.

erm wheat, Im married mate, mrs does the shopping. I work. There has to be some advantages to getting wed.

Nope.

bastard ! kick a man while hes down wht dont ya

Posts: 2251 Join date: 2010-04-23 Age: 24 Location: Widnes

steelaway wrote:

ha ha do you share with the mrs? remember when you first meet a new bird you have no problems sharing their brush when you stay over, but after a bit youd rather your fucking teeth fall out than do that.

I'd never share my toothbrush with anyone. Ever. If I found out someone else had touched a bristle, I'd bin it.

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MyRedHeaven wrote:

steelaway wrote:

ha ha do you share with the mrs? remember when you first meet a new bird you have no problems sharing their brush when you stay over, but after a bit youd rather your fucking teeth fall out than do that.

I'd never share my toothbrush with anyone. Ever. If I found out someone else had touched a bristle, I'd bin it.

when i was a yoof and used to sell double glazing if i had a customer that really pissed me off I would ask to use the bog before I left and piss on their tooth brush.

Posts: 3623 Join date: 2010-07-19 Age: 41

Classy.

My mum and dad always kept their toothbrushes hidden and left the one that they cleaned the dogs arse with on show.

Oh how they'd laugh when they noticed it wet.

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Wheaty wrote:

Classy.

My mum and dad always kept their toothbrushes hidden and left the one that they cleaned the dogs arse with on show.

Oh how they'd laugh when they noticed it wet.

bet the dog wasnt laughing having double glazing salesmans piss wiped round his ring.

Posts: 7840 Join date: 2010-04-22 Location: Purgatory

Black or White toothbrush for me. I buy them in bulk when I see them and have spares everywhere. If I can't find one to hand I just use the wife's one, what she doesn't know won't kill her.

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Posts: 3623 Join date: 2010-07-19 Age: 41

steelaway wrote:

Wheaty wrote:

Classy.

My mum and dad always kept their toothbrushes hidden and left the one that they cleaned the dogs arse with on show.

Oh how they'd laugh when they noticed it wet.

bet the dog wasnt laughing having double glazing salesmans piss wiped round his ring.

Hahahahahahahaha! I must be in a good mood, that made me LOL out loud, in real life, 3D.

Posts: 7626 Join date: 2010-04-22 Age: 45 Location: Wales

Wheaty wrote:

steelaway wrote:

Wheaty wrote:

Classy.

My mum and dad always kept their toothbrushes hidden and left the one that they cleaned the dogs arse with on show.

Oh how they'd laugh when they noticed it wet.

bet the dog wasnt laughing having double glazing salesmans piss wiped round his ring.

Hahahahahahahaha! I must be in a good mood, that made me LOL out loud, in real life, 3D.

so does your PA think youre a weirdo now?

Posts: 729 Join date: 2010-05-07

omg is this a joke ?? Laughing

so steely u would rather suffer with a non red tooth brush than go to a shop and buy one , you are your own boss even you must be allowed a lunchbreak Smile